alex, 20s, he/they, extremely white. just some guy. i'm trying
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
What does 雰囲気 mean? I see so many tags containing it on Twitter.
While the direct translation would be “atmosphere”, the nowadays meaning as slang would be “aesthetic”!
Examples:
雰囲気界隈=aesthetic community
雰囲気界隈さんと繋がりたい=I want to connect with the aesthetic community
雰囲気好きな人と繋がりたい=I want to connect with people who like my aesthetic
雰囲気嫌いじゃないって人いいね=I also follow accounts that aren’t aestheticMy favourite expression with it is
雰囲気美人 - woman who is not traditionally beautiful yet somehow very attractive; woman with an aura of beauty
God, I can’t tell you how much the “there’s not enough enrichment in my enclosure” joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can’t comprehend, pretending that I’m a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like “Your head gets screwey when you’re apartment is messy” just doesn’t carry as much resonance as “The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered” because then I’ll be like, no shit? The tiger? I’ve gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.
Rosebird has us weak
After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:
“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”
Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.
“Ow!”
“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”
“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”
“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”
The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.
“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”
She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.
“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”
The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.
“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.
“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”
“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”
NVIDIA GRAPHICS CARD: (in hot robot woman voice) are you ready to accept the greatest challenge of your life and enter the ultimate world of 4k 144 fps Gaming
ENEMY OF ALL WHO LIVE: no. i wish to farm fake money with a name like “doge coin” instead
hearing your mutuals voices for the first time is wild some of them are literally british
losing my mind at this article about a guy trying out the meta verse
I am sitting and listening
Gotta include the follow-up:
Oh, boy, for real?! I wanna see!
We must remove the heads of the wealthy.
in absolute shambles right now because zelda is taller than link
Love that knitting is just fidget stimming but you get a sock at the end
Same for crochet, but instead of socks you sometimes get a little creature
Can the creature be my friend?
Sure! I find they make very good listeners, though they tend to be pretty quiet themselves. Very good at cuddling, too.
I personally think that all whale sharks should be put on Mickey’s Dick Smasher.
WHAT!!!! they are such gentile creatures why would you say thst…
GENTLE I MEANT GENTLE!!!!!!!!
WHALE SHARKS!!!!!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!!!!!!!
Scrolling, sees this image, has to read the whole post to see what possible context it could have
got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing
thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another
would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry
honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.
i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters
– Jacques Derrida’s library
one of my favourite popipa covers!!
Poppin'Party - Cover of It Looks Like It Has To Be You (Kimi Ja Nakya Dame Mitai), opening song of Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun, live at Nippon Budoukan during Bandori 7th Live on February 23rd, 2019.